Unrequited Bravery
"I can't believe we're doing...shh! It's ringing!" "Ok, stay cool. What is it? You're expression got all weird."
"Check out this hold music."
"Wait, someone's talking. Take it back! Take it back!"
"Nae, Jeo neun... Oh, she's still talking, I think it's a recording...she stopped. Um, anyanghasaeyo?
*Nae.*
"Ack! She's real! Um, McDonald's delivery service i ae yo?"
*Nae, McDonald 배달 서비스입니다.*
"Oh my god. Ok. Bacon egg mcmuffin han gae..."
*Address 는 무엇입니까?*
"Oh, address? Ok, Chungju-si..."
*것을 반복합니다.*
"Uh, Chungju."
*Cheongju?*
"No, Chungju-si i ae--Stop poking me! I will order your freaking hotcakes, ok???"
*...Nae?*
"Uh, sorry. I mean, mianhamnida. CHUNG JU SI i ae yo."
*Ah, Chungju-si?*
"Nae. Psst, I think she understood me!"
*Chungju-si 에 delivery area aniyo.*
"Delivery area aniyo?"
*Nae*
"Um, well thanks then. Kamsahamnida. Anyanhigaesaeyo."
*Click*
"What happened?"
"We're not in the delivery area."
"Oh."
"I know."
"But I wanted hotcakes brought to me on a motorcycle."
"I know."
"Well. Should I make some eggs or something?"
"I guess. I did a really good job on the phone, though. Right?"
"You were stellar. I'll bet they thought you were Korean."
"I'll make some coffee."
-Erin
